Saturday, March 1, 2014

Funny News Pictures Of The Week

Unfortunate moustache.. ...although they can be hazardous, too.


Barack Obama - still got it.


David Cameron? Not so much.


Jose Mourinho - never knowingly underwhelmed.


"You shall not pass!" Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan enjoy an NBA game. With no passing.


First rule of getting an NME award? Don't talk about getting an NME award break it.


"Yes, the peasants are over there, your royal highness..."


George Osborne - man of the people. Rich people, that is.


 High five! In a slightly scary way!


"And I said to him - David. David, I said..." But sadly, the Queen has heard it all before.
The Skiing Human Centipede - sadly the most unbroadcastable of Winter Olympic sports.


"Our five secret weapons are..." Cameron wasn't impressed with Ed Miliban's 'Spanish inquisition' reenactment.


Still, it was better than Douglas Alexander's 'You're not the messiah, you're a very naughty boy' routine with Clegg.


Pharrell Williams still wearing that hat? Still funny.


Is it just us, or has Louis Tomlinson turned into a 1980s German exchange student?


"I'm getting the colour blue... and the letter H... and a run for President in 2016." Hillary wowed the crowd with her new-found medium techniques.


To be honest, we think we'd be this upset if someone turned up in the same outfit as us, too.


One of these is a one-dimensional figure. The other is a Simpsons character.  


Meanwhile, back at the NME awards, Lily Allen tries to stop Deborah Harry breaking hers, too.


Because fingers are useful things when it comes to meeting politicians...

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Crazy Things Done In 'Grand Theft Auto V'

"Grand Theft Auto V" has been out for a week and has already sold more than $1 billion in games.

We're having a tough time getting through the main storyline of the game because there are so many distractions to keep us preoccupied.

Racing super fast cars. Visiting the Playboy mansion. Kicking mountain lions. Distractions!

Saying it's loads of fun and that there are a lot of wild things to do is an understatement.

In an effort to express the insane amount of variety to be found in GTA V, we've compiled some of the craziest things we've done so far and some ridiculous adventures and actions we've seen others accomplish.

So if you have something ridiculous you've done while playing the game, send me an image - or link to a video - along with a sentence or two describing what you did and what makes it so crazy.
Someone stole a tank …
  
Someone stole a tank …
 … destroyed an airport …
… and took down two police helicopters.
  
 ... on one of these dirt bikes.
Everyone gets to blow up a Mark Zuckerberg doppelganger.
 How does something like this even happen?
 Let's just say, it didn't end so well.
Maybe we should have tried this instead: "Gona [sic] get a fast car, drive up to Mount Chilliad, and drive off the top and play Tom Petty's song 'Free Fallin.'"
 Rob a liquor store and hightail it from the cops — because when do you get the chance to do that in real life?
 
Another player hijacked a jet plane ... 
  
... only to get blown up by a missile.
 After a few fails, we made a stunt jump from street level onto a highway.
 Getting to the blimp is the easy part. Getting off? Not so much.
 I kicked a mountain lion (turns out you can't pet them) and was quickly mauled.
 Have something ridiculous you've done while playing GTA V? Share it with us!

Monday, September 30, 2013

Heroin prescribed by Doctors in British Columbia

British Columbia, Canada, has had a opiate drawback for years. Statistics square measure exhausting to come back by, however in 2008, a former user delineate use of the drug within the province as AN "epidemic," and a 2010 BBC story referred to as Vancouver, the province's largest town, the "Drug Central of North America." however a replacement strategy within the fight against addiction and therefore the host of social group issues that go with it's emerging: let doctors visit addicts opiate in order that they get the drug they have while not resorting to crime. Studies have shown this approach will facilitate several old users, however the Canadian government needs it clean up.

Prescription opiate is employed in some European countries, as well as Swiss Confederation, Germany, Denmark, and therefore the European nation, however it has been an extended time coming back to North America. the primary Canadian study that tested the effectiveness of giving addicts opiate underneath the supervising of doctors was the North yankee narcotic Medication Initiative (NAOMI), that started in 2005. It eventually recruited 251 addicts in Vancouver and city WHO had unsuccessfully tried to kick smack various times. an impression cluster was given methadone hydrochloride, that is usually prescribed to opiate addicts in order that they will wean themselves off exhausting medication.

The results, printed within the geographic region Journal of medication in 2009, showed that injectable heroin—known in medical-speak as diacetylmorphine—was a way more effective and economical treatment than methadone hydrochloride in obtaining users out of the vicious and expensive cycle of crime, infection, overdoses, and hospital visits that square measure the way of life for those within the grips of long-run, hardcore addiction. Compared to those making an attempt to kick opiate victimization methadone hydrochloride, participants used street medication less usually, committed fewer crimes, and were used a lot of usually, a lot of connected to their families, and straight-up happier. A "cost of illness" analysis from 2000 found that severely habitual people will value society over $43,000 p.a., therefore obtaining addicts off the streets and into roles as members of productive society is sweet for all of Canada.

Dave Murray participated within the study and went on to found the Naomi Patients Association in 2011. however in 2005 he was in his 50s and habitual seemlingly for keeps.

“I’m living within the Downtown east of Vancouver during a single-room-occupancy edifice, I’m down on my luck and I’m right down to nothing," he told ME over the phone. "I’m dealing medication to support my habit and committing crimes. Doing numerous atrocious things that I don’t even need to speak regarding. I usually describe the addiction like if you'll be able to image a dog chasing his tail, spherical and spherical and spherical then finally it falls asleep. then once it wakes up, and it’s back to chasing its tail around. That’s the strain of addiction. That’s the lifetime of a lover.”

Dave aforesaid the primary time he tried to urge clean was back in 1971, in city, wherever he was 1st prescribed methadone hydrochloride. Over future 3 decades he tried to kick the habit once more and once more, however with the ultimate goal of abstinence apparently not possible to realize, he tense obtaining back on street medication.

The regularity of the Naomi study is what began to stabilize Dave’s life. the strain of chasing his tail was removed and it had been sort of a weight was upraised. “It cleared my brain, it gave ME a chance,” he said. For twelve months, Dave got a morning, lunch, and evening fix underneath the supervising of a medical workers, which regularity allowed him to concentrate on different things. however once the experiment bound up, Dave's solely choice was to travel back on methadone hydrochloride.

“Methadone was the drug we’d need to have failing at after we truly went into the program within the 1st place!" he told ME. in order that was quite an quandary for individuals, and in my case, I went through the program and that i didn’t need to travel back thereto.”

So he came back to the acquainted way of a street addict—heroin, treatment, heroin, a lot of makes an attempt to urge clean, heroin—all the whereas barely keeping it along. however throughout his struggle, he unbroken running into individuals within the neighborhood WHO he’d met in Naomi. They were confused and annoyed. Why couldn’t they continue treatment once it had clearly worked?

“To assume that [the government] spent $3 million [Canadian] greenbacks on the Naomi study then Sat on our hands therewith info very began to get ME mad," he said. "We required AN exit strategy. I mean if we’re aiming to do this—discover of these positive results then not do something for anybody… It’s immoral and it’s wrong.”

In 2011, Providence Health Care, the noncommercial chargeable for Naomi, got a second study approved by the govt.. referred to as the Study to Assess long-run Opioid Maintenance (SALOME), it's kind of like Naomi, the distinction being that instead of comparison the effectiveness of opiate and methadone hydrochloride, the goal is to work out whether or not hydromorphone hydrochloride, a legal medicine, is as useful a treatment as opiate.

 

As participants exit the study, however, they face identical drawback that Dave et al Janus-faced in 2008—if they've created progress in obtaining their lives so as whereas on prescription opiate, what square measure they speculated to do once that treatment is not any longer out there to them?

After months and years of lobbying by doctors and lawyers, Health Canada, the govt. department chargeable for public health, finally gave its approval to let sixteen addicts, those WHO are completely unable to wean themselves off the drug, to continue receiving prescribed opiate. the choice falls underneath the auspices of Canada’s Special Access Program, that “allows practitioners to request access to medication that square measure unprocurable purchasable in Canada" once patients have "serious or serious conditions" and "conventional therapies have failing, square measure unsuitable, or square measure unprocurable.”

Even though the choice is slim and supported solid medical proof, the present Conservative government slammed the ruling. Rona St. Ambrose, the Minister of Health, aforesaid during a handout that, “This call is in direct opposition to the government’s antidrug policy and violates the spirit and intent of the Special Access Program. i'm taking immediate action to ensure… this doesn't happen once more.”

The Conservative Party has conjointly started a petition that reflects its knee-jerk hard-line stance on drugs—who cares whether or not prescribed opiate has the potential to enhance lives, the foremost necessary factor is that opiate is evil and addicts ought to be treated like criminals.

“I was dismayed to find out these days that Health Canada has approved the applying to administer opiate to addicts—against the desires of our nonappointive government,” the petition says, before going into aggressive fearmongering. “If the NDP or Liberals square measure nonappointive in 2015, you'll be able to bet they'd build this heroin-for-addicts program permanent.” Our opponents square measure the parties of junkies!

Of course this angle is nothing new—in 2008 the centralized tried to clean up the country’s solely safe injection website, tho' that effort eventually failing due to a Supreme Court ruling.

Scott conductor, a professional with the Pivot Legal Society WHO has been acting on behalf of Salome to urge Health Canada's approval for prescribed opiate, is prepared for a scrap if Conservatives conceive to shut the program down.

“I’m interested to ascertain if they struggle, however we might lawfully challenge that," he told ME. "Nothing’s aiming to be happening while not U.S.A. moving into there and ensuring that the rights of our shoppers square measure protected and policies aren’t place in supported a stigma regarding drug users.”

As Dave Murray will attest to, although giving opiate to opiate addicts could be a polemic strategy, in some cases it works higher than the rest. what is a lot of, prescribing somebody heroin and giving it to them during a safe, legal setting for a year, then taking that stability removed from them once a study ends is downright cruel.

“If you’re aiming to pull somebody out of the ditch, you don’t pull them halfway out and leave them on their own," he said. "You’ve ought to pull them out and very begin serving to them, and you’ll be astonished however capable these individuals square measure. I mean, have confidence if you had to travel out there and are available up with 100 or 2 hundred greenbacks on a daily basis while not employment, you’re quite an capable character—if you'll be able to provide them another direction to use that resourcefulness to become productive in another field aside from getting enough cash to shop for their opiate on a daily basis, I feel you’d be astonished however so much some individuals may go if you gave them a hand.”

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This post originally appeared at VICE.